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Elmer Bernstein and Monty Python, together at last.
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[Colonel]
Right.
Now, let's see something decent and military:
Some precision drilling.
[Sergeant]
Squad!
Camp It!
UP!
[Squad]
Ooh, get HER.
Whoops!
I've got YOUR number, ducky.
You couldn't afford ME, dear.
(Two, three.)
Don't come the brigadier bit with US, dear,
We all know where YOU'VE been, you military fairy.
(Two, three, one, two, three, four, five.)
I'll scratch your eyes out.
(Two, three, one, two, three, four, five.)
Whoops! Don't look now, girls,
The Major's just minced in
With that dolly Colour-Sergeant.
(Two, three.)
Oooooh!
[Colonel]
Right, stop that.
Silly!
And a bit suspect, I think ...
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released February 7, 2023
Elmer Bernstein and Monty Python, together at last.
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